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Artificial Intelligence – Canned for Your Convenience

Tired of thinking? We’ve done it for you.

Artificial Intelligence comes pre-packaged in a sturdy tin can, preserving peak smartness until the exact moment you need confidence without comprehension.

Unleash a carefully compressed approximation of intelligence, responsibly harvested from the ether, lightly seasoned with logic, and sealed before it could ask follow-up questions.

Why you’ll love it:

• Requires no training, education, or self-reflection

• Shelf-stable intelligence – won’t expire, subject to change

• Emits an aura of competence when placed on desks, shelves, or near laptops

• Makes an excellent gift for engineers, managers, students, philosophers, and people who already know everything
  

Perfect for:

• Office décor with plausible deniability

• Conversation starters that spiral immediately

• Birthdays, holidays, and professional misunderstandings

• Anyone who has ever said “How hard could it be?”

• funny desk decor

• office gag gift

• white elephant gift idea

• novelty can joke

• sarcastic gift for coworkers

• funny gift for men

• funny gift for women

• adult humor novelty gift

• sarcastic office decor

• gag gift for friends

• novelty ring pull can

• joke stocking stuffer

What’s inside:
One (1) unit of fully artificial intelligence
Zero calories • Infinite disclaimers • Unlimited confidence

Important Notice:
Does not contain actual intelligence. May contain opinions.

Buy now – before it updates itself.