Can of Whoopass – Attitude Adjustment (Novelty / Gag Gift – No Liquid)

Had one of those days? Know someone who’s been asking for it? Introducing the Can of Whoopass, the only novelty product scientifically engineered to deliver instant, imaginary consequences.

What Is It?

A sealed novelty can filled with 100% pure, metaphorical Whoopass – perfect for desks, garages, gift bags, and passive-aggressive displays of dominance.

No spills.
No mess.
Plenty of laughs.

• Serving Size: 1 Can

• Servings Per Can: One Whooped Ass

• Confidence: 100%

• Chill: 0%

• Common Side Effects: Hurt feelings, sudden apologies, group chat chaos

Perfect For

• funny desk decor

• office gag gift

• white elephant gift idea

• novelty can joke

• sarcastic gift for coworkers

• funny gift for men

• funny gift for women

• adult humor novelty gift

• sarcastic office decor

• gag gift for friends

• novelty ring pull can

• joke stocking stuffer

Important!

Do not open near:

• HR

• Your boss

• Exes

Not responsible for emotional damage, awkward silences.

What You’ll Receive

• 1 novelty Can of Whoopass

• Zero liquid

• Infinite Power

Disclaimer

This is a novelty item only. No actual Whoopass included. No violence implied. Contents exist entirely in your imagination.